i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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