sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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