i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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