Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
no you cant smoke seaweed
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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