brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dick very happy bro
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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