turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i dont even know how to be here
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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