yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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