Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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