Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
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