I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You have to summon your inner elephant
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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