I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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