well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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