Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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