BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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