Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize
