I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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