he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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