So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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