I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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