Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
