fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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