the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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