dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
