im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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