Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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