Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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