Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
