real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Randomize
