You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
my poor anus
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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