No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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