i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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