at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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