Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Randomize
