hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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