Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
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