Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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