You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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