so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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