I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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