Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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