I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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