problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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