His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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