We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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