I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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