It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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