Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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