I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
