just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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