woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Found your dick twin last night
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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