TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I use my feet as sexual weapons
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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