tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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