Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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