If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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