Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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