But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I've blown a few things in my day
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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